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Practice Makes Perfect... Except in the Law

Law School
Outdated Curriculum
Real Property (Part 1)
Real Property (Part 2)  

The Joys of Working In-House
The Perks of Working In-House
Life as In-House Counsel
The Curse of Specialization

Working for a Law Firm
The Recruiting Process

Life as a Lawyer
Lawyers v. Real People
A Lawyer's Concept of Time

Current Events
"You Made Me Fat" Lawsuits
Taking the "Class" Out of Class Actions

It's often said that there are two things you should not watch being made -- sausage and law. In his presentation, Practice Makes Perfect ...Except in the Law, Sean Carter attempts to prove that sausage making has gotten a bum rap.

In this hilarious presentation, Mr. Carter examines his 15 years of experience in the law; beginning with his introduction to law school and continuing through his "tours of duty" as a lawyer in private practice and as in-house counsel. In this talk, he tackles:

  • Law school - Torts, Contracts and Celibacy...Oh My!
  • Law firm recruiting - And you thought fishermen told tall tales?!
  • Law firm associates - Subordinate Convertible Indentured Servants
  • Making a living in-house (provided you don't want to do a whole lot of "living")
  • Balancing work and family and other legal fairy tales

"You were awesome! Our members were still talking about it all weekend."

"Perfect choice for a legal retreat!"

"Sean Carter's performance was a highlight of our partner's retreat."

"Sean Carter was truly entertaining and contributed greatly to the success of our Partnership Retreat. The partners are still talking about it."